sooner or later: what you do when you realize your life is ultimately boring and bat-less
What are you doing readin' my diary? Go read Sooner's diary. He had an encounter with a BAT! A BAT with wings and teeth and little clawed feet and TEETH! Go now, quick!
Sigh. All the good stuff happens to him. Teresa, psycho squirrels, scary granny pranks and now a Bat (with wings and teeth and little clawed feet and TEETH!) I just can't compete.