But my cousin Dee just sent me the most wonderful story about her little daughter Aubrey and I just had to share because it made me laugh so hard, pee trickled down my leg. Okay, well it didn't really, but you get the idea:
"...Aubrey (who is now 4) has an incredible imagination.� An example, Aubrey likes to ask many questions, such as,�"where was I before I was born?"� My standard answer, "up in heaven with God".� She regaled me with the following story, "Mommy, I remember when I was up in heaven with God.� I got to play with Jesus all the time".� My response, "Jesus was a very nice man, wasn't he. . . "��� "Well, actually, Mom, he was a baby and I got to hold him a lot.� I also walked with God, but I didn't always like that."� "Why not, Aub?"� "Because God would push us in the stroller and�Jesus used to whack me on the head when he sat behind me in the double stroller!"��(this said with an unhappy�face).�"...
I always knew He wasn't nearly as saintly as everyone supposed!